Marlon Brando Apology Note Sends Sheen Into Spiral Of Urine And Vulva Abuse
mark · 11/24/06 11:34AMThe NY Daily News' Ben "Gatecrasher" Widdcombe helps us kick off this Black Friday by directing us to the online auction of a letter that corpulent screen legend Marlon Brando dashed off to a young Charlie Sheen, expressing his regret over missing the younger actor's 26th "birthday bash." Brando's disarmingly poetic words of apology follow: