The compulsively skippable Showbiz Show got strangely compelling last night, as host David Spade allocated some of the airtime normally reserved for self-referential jokes about his fame/lack of fame/bad career choices to play out the recent Denise Richards-related tabloid drama of his personal life. We have to admit that "I Didn't Bang Heather Locklear While She Was Still Married Cardboard Puppet Theater" (clip above) is significantly more entertaining than an indignant press release expressing the same sentiment.