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A little earlier today, a representative of Lifestyle Media, publisher of American Cheerleader, asked that we remove an image of that magazine's cover that we used to illustrate our post about the actor's latest spirit squad-related troubles, a request with which we happily complied. Of course, this distancing from Sheen during such a turbulent period of negative publicity, while admirably principled, will not be without its costs. We expect that this sudden abandonment will result in the immediate cancellation of Sheen's subscription, and depending on how personally he takes the news, the pulling of all advertising for The Mr. Jonze Talent Agency And Cheerleader Camp For Young Ladies Of Extraordinary Promise from the journal's pages, a revenue loss that could reach five figures.