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While Hollywood myth has it that Charlie Sheen's insatiable appetite for cheerleaders had him regularly ordering up flatbed truckloads of pep-squad pyramids to his home at a time, Maxim magazine has finally established his rightful place in the he-whore pecking order by releasing a top ten list of "Living Sex Legends." The divorce scandal-embroiled Two and a Half Men star lands at the #2 spot, with 5000 spirited notches on his belt. The only more successful seed-spreader is #1 Umberto Billo, a porter at The Venetian hotel who supposedly earned his tip 8000 times over. Others to make the list are KISS' generously betongued bassist Gene Simmons (#3 with 3600), and beloved Oscars cut-to reaction shot subject, Jack Nicholson (#7 with 2000). The rest of the list is after the jump.

10. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) - 1,000
9. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) - 1,000
8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) - 1,200
7. Jack Nicholson (actor) - 2,000
6. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) - 2,500
5. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) - 3,000
4. Julio Iglesias (singer) - 3,000
3. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) - 4,600
2. Charlie Sheen (actor) - 5,000
1. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) - 8,000