K-Fed In Vegas: Setting The Record Ever So Straight
Jessica · 04/05/05 09:18AMLike manna from heaven, a press release has been issued "setting the record straight" regarding Kevin Federline's recent trip to Las Vegas and the VIP hostess, "Vanessa," who reportedly spent a lot of time on Mr. Spears' lap. We are thus enlightened: Kevin went to a lot of Vegas venues, "Vanessa" knows Kevin because of her ex-boyfriend Johnny, spelling and punctuation are for pussies, and Vegas has an untarnished image (oh, har har).