It s official, kids. We were stunned to hear tonight that former, yes, former Gawker editor Elizabeth Spiers has taken a permanent position at New York Magazine. Really, we had no idea this was coming.

We re surprised that Editrix Emeritus Spiers is throwing away her I m a poor freelancer, I run from gunfights in the East Village credentials for an actual job. There ll be snickering about this egregious sellout on Avenue B tonight.

I Sell Out [Elizabeth Spiers]