In this edition: Pam Anderson, Robin Williams, Julia Roberts, Star Jones, Jason Binn talking to Bill Hemmer, Sally Jessie Raphael, Matthew Modine and Liam Neeson, Campbell Scott, Adam Arkin, Mary Tyler Moore, Kelly Rowan, David Arquette, Jonathan Schaech, Yoko Ono, Thom Felicia, Patrick Dempsey, Mike Myers, Iman, Glenn Close, John Lithgow, Woody Allen and Soon Yi, Mila Kunis, David Cross, Bjork, Melissa Burns, Debbie Attias, AsFour Kai, and Randy Harrison.

i just saw pamela anderson at macys. she's doing a promotional thing there. but what no one else saw was that she kept scratching her butt.

Last Saturday I was sitting in the Satanbucks on Columbus and 67th, when who should walk by, but Robin Williams. He was all bundled up with a hat and walking by himself. Several of the coffee drinkers waved at him and he waved back; he seemed friendly.

I can die happy now! I just walked past Julia Roberts walking down 22nd Street. She had on black velvet juicy couture-esque style pants, running sneakers and big, very Hollywood type glasses. Her hair was dyed a nice auburn and up in a high pony tail.

Saw Star Jones in Saks shopping with a personal shopper on Wednesday, March 30th. She gave me a dirty look when I spotted her. I must admit, however, that she looked quite thin.She is very thin, and not as tall as I d imagined.

Saw Jason Binn talking to Bill Hemmer (that hot guy from CNN ) at Crobar the other night before the Wallflowers came on. Does Binn want to do TV now, what magazines in every city aren t enough? Oh, and Jakob Dylan is as tiny as Sarah Jessica Parker.

Sally Jessie Raphael at Kim Lepine salon on 61st and Madison. She looked like a burn victim—red face and she was talking really loud. Seemed overbearing and extremely obnoxious. Her face was red, as if she had just had a chemical peel—but they don't do chemical peels at the salon, so it must have just been her face. And no, she wasn't wearing red glasses.

Went to dinner at a little French restaurant uptown (sorry can't recall the name) and noticed Matthew Modine sitting there while we were waiting for our table. But more importantly, the man he was eating with who had his back to me turned out to be Liam Neeson. Liam's tall but not as tall as I'd imagined. Modine's looking kind of old, and also used the ladies bathroom.

Saw Campbell Scott at decently swanky new restaurant-lounge The Juniper Suite on 56th. He was dressed normally, but what jumped out was how gray his hair was. We're talking like Centrum Silver here. Maybe he's secretly 68 years old.

I just saw Adam Arkin (salt and pepper color hair/lesser George Clooney guy) from Chicago Hope at the Starbucks on 6th and 52nd Street. He was carrying his baby and chatting with a friend.

Just saw Mary Tyler Moore walking down 5th avenue, looking freakishly taut from plastic surgery. But what's even stranger is that I could have sworn the Enquirer published photos of her recently, claiming she was going blind from diabetes. But you should have seen her swaying through the crowd, cane-less. Could the Enquirer have been wrong?

On the 1/9 heading uptown on Thursday evening (3/31), my friend and I spotted a beautiful, casually dressed Kelly Rowan (a/k/a "Kirsten" from The O.C. ) getting on the train with a female friend at Canal Street. When we got close enough to eavesdrop on their conversation, we heard them discussing roles on Oxygen Network shows. Surely, The O.C. can't be going that badly.

I was at Grand central station picking up some lunch and they were filming some pilot for a new CBS series called The Commuters and I saw David Arquette, Jonathan 'Christina Applegate is my wife and I make TV movies' Schaech and some ex 90210 and 3rd watch guy, upfrontandthisclose. Arquette is shorter than I expected but WOW he is way hotter than i expected as well. He looks sooo scrumptious in person and out of those clown outfits he usually wears. I really wanted to go up to him and say 'Hi Mr. Cox.' I kinda like the sound of that.

Saw Yoko Ono peering over the balcony at the Bowery Ballroom, 3/30. Obviously there to see her son Sean open for Regina Spektor. Weirdly enough, Sean's guitarist that night was Harper Simon, son of Paul. Yoko was wearing her usual little taxi driver cap and with a green light shining on her face, looked very ghoulish. She gave her son a standing ovation, then left before Regina's set.

Last night saw Thom Felicia from queer eye on corner of 13th and 9th. He was with a plain jane sort of girl, and looked much thinner than he does on TV: wearing requisite jeans, cowboy boots, white turtleneck and vest, hair perfect. Too bad he's gay. Also, this am my paralegal saw Patrick Dempsey in Times Sq area — stop snickering, if you saw the grey's anatomy premiere you know he looks a lot better than his "can't buy me" days...

Saw Mike Meyers and wife last night at a sketchy deli on Bleecker near NYU. No clue what he was doing there or purchasing, but he's in need of a haircut and a stylist to remove his unflattering army cargo jacket.

Walked into a NoLita nail salon on Wed. & saw a striking woman sitting in the pedicure chair. As I was getting my manicure, my friend next to me paged through one of the trashy (yet always delicious) tab rags. There was a picture of Iman (model & David Bowie wife). She and the manicurist pointed to it, glanced at Iman sitting not two feet away, and snickered. Only then did I realize it was the real Iman. She seemed nice & like a regular at the salon.

Just saw Glenn Close at the Starbucks on 60th and Broadway, wearning standard celeb gear (a black overcoat and large black sunglasses). She was with a gentleman her age (husband, I assume), who she leaned on in a cutesy way (which I was a little disappointed to see, as she is not someone I would describe as cute). I am happy to report that I behaved much better this time than the last time I saw her in public, when I was 15, drunk, and insisted on yelling, "Hey guys, that's Glenn Close! Lady, you're Glenn Close!"

I saw John Lithgow and MoMA's Todd Bishop at The Museum of Modern Art early Thursday 3/31. Lithgow was taller than I imagined and Bishop was as handsome in person as he is in pictures. They seemed chummy and Lithgow didn't look like he was afraid of heights as he peered over the sixth floor atrium's banister.

I had dinner a few feet away from Woody and Soon-Yi (with another couple) at new midtown Indian restaurant Rangole Saturday niight. Soon-Yi did most of the talking. Woody paid.

Tonight, Saturday, I went to see the second to last performance of "After Ashley" featuring Kieran Culkin and Anna Paquin. And as if that wasn't cool enough (I <3 Igby Goes Down), as I was leaving the theatre located on E. 18th St. & Lafayette I saw Mila Kunis coming out of the Starbucks carrying a grande coffee. I'm sure she was on her way to congratulate/ visit Kieran, since she is dating his older brother, Macaulay Culkin. Coincidence? I think not. But she's totally hot.. In fact, I didn't recognize her right away since she was dressed heavily to avoid the rain. But I did look at her since she was so gorgeous— and then a closer examination led me to my final discovery.. I found it very respectable, though, that she braved the cold weather just to cheer on her future brother-in-law.. I love her that much more now..

Saw Arrested Development's David Cross at some hipster loft "after party" in chinatown with his cousin who works for Vice around 6am this morning (Saturday the 2nd). I don't know if he stayed for long because I didn't see him after that but I was also being a social butterfly so I wouldn't know. If I hadn't been told who he was before this sighting by a friend who loves that show, I would've never known who he was. I do realize I've seen him around alot before this and never recognized him from Eternal Sunshine. Whoops. Sorry David, I know you read Gawker.

Olde Bj rk was twirling around Orchard Bar on Thursday night. She was wearing some kind of Jean Muir meets AsFour white muslin/cheesecloth potato-sack/overalls number with a topside ponytail, and was clearly either hopped up on goofballs, or totally drunk off her nut. I'll give her credit for closing the place down at 4am, but she was overheard slurring to the DJ about Timbaland. Also spotted there: gorgeous Melissa Burns (from W.I.T.), Debbie Attias (from Avenue D) and Kai (from AsFour), who was trying to get the DJ to play Whitney Houston's Greatest Hits that he had brought with him to the bar.

I was sipping my Snapple on the corner of Broadway and Bleecker and who shuffles right past me but Queer As Folk's resident hot young thing, Randy Harrison. This boy is seriously white!!! He looked like the posterchild for the Aryan Brotherhood. His hair was dyed platinum blonde and his skin is perfection - alibaster white and not a blemish in sight. I'm so jealous. Anyway, he was wearing a khaki jacket and lugging around a leather messenger bag. He looked super pissed, like he would punch you in the face if you dared say hello to him. Maybe he's just bummed cuz he's out of a job?? (Queer As Folk just wrapped up filming on their final season).