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· Upon hearing that she'd be sharing the stage with Lisa Gastineau, the mistress of her late father, Victoria Gotti cancels her appearance at an Allure function — thus creating a moral hierarchy amongst trashy reality stars. [Page Six]
· Tragedy strikes below 14th: The Parker Posey-Ryan Adams love supernova is reportedly no more. [ELK]
· Supermodel Heidi Klum is fired as "designer" and face of her own line of women's and baby-wear, as she is currently pregnant and thus un-hot. [Gatecrasher]
· Stars like John Travolta and Tom Cruise would NEVER look to Scientology to cure them of something nasty, like homosexuality. [R&M]
· Is Billboard magazine guilty of racially profiling its own employees? And does anyone outside of industry-obsessives even care about the magazine anymore? [Lowdown]