Next Big Thing: Electroclash
We can barely keep up with the kids these days, so it comes as no surprise that we've missed the boat on the burgeoning underground electroclash scene. The Guardian, always two steps ahead, discovers the Williamsburg movement and pronounces it cool because moustached men prance about in little more than underpants. If that sort of thing isn't hot, we don't know what is.
Naturally, there's hyped coverage of next-big-thing Fischerspooner — the Voice has been literally sucking the band off for the past few months, so you should be marginally familar with the sound of blips looped with screams. And if you're not, you will be promptly removed from your hip borough and receive forty lashes of the trucker hat.
