The Week in Review: Read It and Weep
Jessica · 07/01/05 01:15PM
• Ben Affleck marries Jennifer Garner, who's carrying his ripe spawn. Somewhere, Jennifer Lopez weeps and forces Marc Anthony to impregnate her nownownow.
• The Village Voice union readies itself for a strike and a shitstorm, as management continues to suck.
• If an apartment is too good to be true... yeah, you know the rest.
• Time magazine finally completes its spectacularly uninspiring graffiti marketing project.
• Inside the dramatic world of the New Yorker's softball team, second place is the first loser. (Yep, we just referenced a "No Fear" t-shirt. Sue us.)
• If there's a Santa Claus, he's putting a Kurt Andersen action figure in our stocking. Yeah, we plan far ahead.
• CNN discovers the Internet, thinks it's gonna be pretty big.
• NYC's brave freedom fighters head to court to fight the cabaret laws. There's only one way to settle this, and you know it involves a dance-off.
• Sweat sells men's magazines, but God knows it sure doesn't go into the making of 'em.