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Our penniless little brother sends us word from his cage in Vegas that he has, yet again, tried his hands at what he likes to call "cultural oddsmaking." Recruiting some jackanapes from Yankee Pot Roast, Oddjack tackles the odds on anything and everything regarding this weekend's Live 8 concerts:

Someone will use the pick up line How d you like to relieve the African debt in my pants? : 1/5
Coca-Cola will plunk down a brief case full of cash to be the Official Soft Drink of Live 8 : 3/1
An impromptu Ebony and Ivory duet by Rob Thomas and Stevie Wonder: 17/1
Blood will pour out of my eyes while listening to an impromptu Ebony and Ivory duet by Rob Thomas and Stevie Wonder: Even
Rolling Stone will proclaim this The Concert of the Decade : 1/10,000,000,000,000
Spin will marginalize the event with a Chuck Klosterman column and complete lack of coverage: 5/1

Cultural Oddsmaker: Live 8 Odds [Oddjack]