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Time Inc. Caves

Jesse · 06/30/05 09:42AM

"The same Constitution that protects the freedom of the press requires obedience to final decisions of the courts and respect for their rulings and judgments," Norm Pearlstine, editor-in-chief of Time Inc., said in a statement announcing that the company will comply with a court order to deliver documents, eliminating the need for soon-to-be-jailed Matt Cooper to testify.

On Top at 'Playgirl'

Jesse · 06/29/05 10:10AM

This press release just in from "the worldwide leader in adult entertainment for women [sic]":

Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200

Jesse · 06/27/05 11:37AM

The Supreme Court announced this morning that it won't hear Matt Cooper and Judith Miller's appeals in the Valerie Plame case, which means the Time and New York Times reporters have basically exhausted their chances to not go to jail.

Is It Ethical to Steal Our Ethics?

Jesse · 06/27/05 10:45AM

Man-about-Michael's Simon Dumenco kicks of his new Advertising Age column today with a list of all the ethical policies he'll be following as "Media Guy." The weird thing is, we're pretty sure he stole these rules from us.

I'm Fine, You're Fine

Jesse · 06/24/05 11:15AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the second installment of Sexy Jon Fine's Sexy BusinessWeek column. No more manufactured crises for intrepid reporter Fine; this week he's got a real, potentially catastrophic crisis. It's the kind of enterprise reporting BusinessWeek hired him for: hard-hitting, news-breaking, ahead-of-the-curve, investigative, holy-shit news you won't find anywhere else.

We Also Suppose Black People Are Better at Writing About Sports

Jessica · 06/24/05 09:20AM

Attendees of the AP Sports Editor convention in Orlando, Florida have no doubt been enjoying themselves — after all, what better place to study the retardation of sports gimp Mitch Albom than from the plush confines of the Ritz-Carlton? Alas, the conference has been soured by color lines when black and Hispanic attendees were denied equal treatment:

Every New Beginning Comes From Some Other Beginning's End

Jesse · 06/23/05 05:11PM

The ever-expanding monster that is glossy celebrity-gossip mags has finally run up against the one obstacle that might be able to stop it: Available printing-press time. Our operative in celebland reports:

Country's 'Best' Mags from World's 'Greatest' Newspaper

Jesse · 06/23/05 09:33AM

In its ongoing but inexplicable campaign to prove that people in flyover states have no idea what they're talking about, the Chicago Tribune has for the third consecutive year published a list of the 50 best magazines in country as chosen by the paper's arts-section staff. Some of the confounding findings:

NY Press Death Watch

Jessica · 06/22/05 09:05AM

You already know what we're going to say: Another week, another issue of the New York Press, which is growing dangerously thin. We've had "fun" comparing its page count to that of The Onion, but the gap between a formerly hot alt-weekly and a satirical free paper has grown so very small that to even compare page counts would make us irrationally sad.