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Waiting for the big winner in our "Do You Have What It Takes To Be An Associate Lifestyle Editor At Life & Style Magazine" contest? Yeah, well, it turns out: So are we.

A bunch of replies came in, some more complete than others, but none was good enough to catch our attention. Which, we realized, raises a terrifying thought:

Could writing for celeb mags actually be hard? Say it ain't so.

Earlier: And Second Prize Is Two Weeks in Englewood Cliffs