You already know what we're going to say: Another week, another issue of the New York Press, which is growing dangerously thin. We've had "fun" comparing its page count to that of The Onion, but the gap between a formerly hot alt-weekly and a satirical free paper has grown so very small that to even compare page counts would make us irrationally sad.

So let's transfer to the web, shall we?

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Crap, that doesn't make us feel any better. Better get former Press editor Jeff Koyen back in here to perform some last rites.