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The ever-expanding monster that is glossy celebrity-gossip mags has finally run up against the one obstacle that might be able to stop it: Available printing-press time. Our operative in celebland reports:

because there are few printing plants that can accomodate weeklies, just found out that ok! america will be going to press early monday mornings. that means that staffers will be closing sundays. sucks for them! kinda begs the question... which is worse, schlepping out to jersey to work at your chumpy celeb mag or giving up your day of rest for another chumpy celeb mag?

Please tell us we're allowed to pick (c) none of the above.