• The Best and Worst of New York. [TGCAW]
• Meet the punk rock junkies who live down by the Gowanus canal. [Curbed]
• Slander. [Radosh.net]

• Today's requisite homeless person post. This one involves clueless parents, smoking crack and human feces on a subway platform. Enjoy. [This Place Is Dead Anyway]
• The correct grammatical use of the term, 'retarded'. [Jen Dziura]
• Hitting on your patient during a pap-smear: unprofessional, desperate or sheer genius? [Urban Seen]
• In the interest of remaining anonymous, you probably shouldn't let your friends read your blog. [forksplit]
• Funny, we try to convince ourselves we don't have the clap bedbugs just like that, too. [Cole Slaw Blog]

• How many times do we have to say it, kids? Random acts of kindness are pointless unless you want to totally embarrass yourself. [Ham & Cheese on Wry]
• Ah, there's nothing quite like the sweet smell of decomposing romance in the fall. [Dirty Old Prom Queen]
• Kruc's best pickup line to date. [Young Manhattanite]
• We're not the only batshit crazies around here? [No, a door is not a Duncan]
• Fashionable hobos, take note: barrels are totes in this season. [Fast Hugs]

• FYI, the crackhead would have an easier time reading your note if it weren't for the overuse of caps lock or erratic use of punctuation. [Flickr]
• Why being nice is overrated. [Negro Witticisms]
• Maintaining your composure (and a full wallet) is essential to a lovely afternoon apple pickin'...especially when there's no apple pickin' to be had. [Perpetually Nauseous]
• The secret to a healthy and long-lasting marriage? Not completely caring about the other person. [Smallhands Ick]

• Whoever said intelligence is an unnecessary quality in a potential one night stand was just dead. fucking. wrong. [Manhattan Transfer]
• Your problems don't really lie in where you can and can't focus - maybe it's your inability to determine the correct ethics behind donating used sheets and towels to Goodwill. [tremble.com]
• Nothing good is to be expected when you actually hang out in the places you spend your whole life despising. [Clublife]
• Breaking: Union Square Greenmarket filled with JCrew wearing psuedo-hippies; assholes. [Flaming Pablum]

• How do substance abuse specialists cut loose? By abusing substances, and aiding others to do so, natch. [Pissed & Petty]
• When you've been touted as the King of All Douchebags, it's hard to believe that anything in your deluded little world will be the same again. That is, until someone defends your honor and you realize that maybe — just maybe — there's social and professional redemption for all. Or um, not. [The Leveraged Sell-Out]
• What of it? Some people just like smelling other people's farts. [Me Big. You Little.]
• Shattering many a childhood fantasy, Rachel Parenta claims that Superman is, in fact, a giant pussy. [Smallhands Ick]
• Weed, masturbation, infomercials: all classic but ineffective cures for insomnia. [forksplit]
• How to get a buyback. [Eater]

• Subway sandwiches, just like all good women: healthy, fast and cheap...and willing to pay you to say so. [previously owned]
• The most basic lessons regarding romance are learned on the playground. [Misguided Adventures in NYC]
• There are some things that should just be left unsaid between friends - if, for no other reason than to avoid awkward, confused lulls in dinner conversation. [Everything Is Wrong With Me]
• It may not be Gawker Stalker, but it's a bone. Maybe if he'd compare Balk to Joaquin Phoenix, it would have been a bigger one for say, Remainders. [TRL: The Rob Log]
• San Francisco: just like New York, but infinitely more frustrating. [east village idiot]

• Just what New York needs: more illegals to make us delicious food. [Hot Johnny]
• One of those precious mother-son conversations to warm your cold, empty heart. [copyranter]
• What 20 years living in NYC will get you: some crazy cab stories, a Yoohoo obsession, and an online interview with Krucoff. [92YBlog]
• Gays that shop together, stay together. [Perpetually Nauseous]

• If more blogs were like New York's "Early and Often" this would truly be a better world. [NYM]
• You want to know what freak-folk all-star Devendra Banhart thinks about the recent North Korean nuke test, right? Of course you do, you wouldn't be human otherwise. [Jane]
• Elizabeth Spiers drove David Lat insane in half the time that Nick Denton did. [ATL]

• Things not to do in line at the bodega. [Worker # 3116]
• The simultaneous vomitdiarrhea explosion. [Emily Magazine]
• American Apparel is getting a little too big for its britches. We remember when it used to be about the clothes, man. The clothes and the porn. [Shophound]

• Mark Foley IMversation analysis and commentary for non-perverts. You know, all three of you. [Everything is wrong with me]
• The difference between rich and poor kids? Perspective and attitude. [TLME]
• Two of the parallels between religion and baseball: the belief in a higher power that may ultimately fail you, and the ability to leave work early for worship purposes. [previously owned]
• Please don't upload Rachel Sklar's photo to the new Glamour blog; the poor thing's Canadian and can't help her sense of style. [ETP]

• Queens: land of chat lines, clandestine homo hookups. [Matt Sears Forever]
• The next time your office building collapses, rest assured you'll have bottled water and dehydrated food. That is, if you actually wear your emergency backpack. [The Company Bitch]
• You'll never get over that childhood guilt. Ever. [The Three-Toed Sloth]
• Flush. It's good for the soul nostrils. [King of Spills]
• Why New Yorkers hate A-Rod. [Brooklyn Radio]

• The straight man's guide to dating other men, no homo. [the Phat Phree]
• Muslim Fundamentalist Hello Kitty to World: We're badass. Come and get it. Miss Heather to Sanrio: I've got mad sewing skillz. License this shit, stat. [New York Shitty]
• We've known this all along - Bugaboo strollers synonymous with Hitler and the ultimate demise of society. [Susie Felber]
• Bobby Brown (the "artist", not the makeup artist) and entourage (his, not the show) cracked out and picking fights in elevators. Huge surprise there. [Johnny Triangles]

• Childhood: better with Nerf guns. [No, A Door is not a Duncan]
• Music education for gays: essential. [uffish]
• Subway Vomit, Method Blogging: alike in both scent, outcome. [HCJ]
• Spin Internships: memorable mostly for the random assaults, free records. [92YBlog]
• Comedians: sometimes funny...the first time around. [The Liam McEneaney Experience]
• Ending relationships: so much more fun when involving anonymous commenters. [Logged Hours]

• Even drunken assholes deserve to get laid. Your mass booty texts only enable them. [One D at a Time]
• Child-rearing, bouncer style. [Clublife]
• You know you have problems when your doctor won't even call you back. [east village idiot]
• Nothing screams 'almost homeless' like breaking a Coinstar machine with pennies and hairballs. [previously owned]
• Smile. [ANIMAL]

• Homeless dudes are gifted, too. Well, kind of. [Hot Johnny]
• For better or worse, sympathetic vegetarians always go back to the beef. And Danny Meyer. [Cole Slaw Blog]
• What the hell is this girl's problem? Some people live for their cab drivers to proposition them. LIVE, we tell you. [HollaBack NYC]

• We have a feeling finding a doctor who doesn't care you smoke is about as likely as finding one who'll take care of that funky rash and won't secretly think you're a whore. [forksplit]
• There's never been a better time to get behind National Beat Your Wife To A Bloody Pulp Day. [Clublife]
• Your grandma knows the reason that douche hasn't called you back. [Smallhands Ick]
• Futons fight back. [copyranter]
• The New Yorker is a great way to pass a train ride home. Under the influence at 4am, however, is another story. [Rum & Popcorn]

• Karaoke: it's not just for fat bitches and smartasses. [Logged Hours]
• It was just a matter of time before folks started justifying why they turned up on TPC. [Julia Allison]
• A perfect example of a brilliant dating theory, poorly explained. [King of Spills]

• Cut yourself some slack - we can't all be brilliant enough to decipher Tori Amos lyrics - especially at fifteen. [Que Sera Sera]
• Bandanas add instant street-cred. [Matt Sears Forever]
• The way we always imagined Cathy should be. [Squid vs Unicorn]
• Holy shit! Bad parenting in NYC? It can't be! [MetBlogs NYC]
• Way to color two different neighborhoods with bright, broad brushstrokes there, champ. [almost literary]

• No pictures are required here - having even the most basic imagination will leave you wanting to gouge your eyes out. [Pissed & Petty]
• The best part of moving into a new apartment: analyzing what kind of fucking whackjob lived there previously. [Cole Slaw Blog]
• How to piss off a native Rhode Islander. Hint: it's easy. [east village idiot]
• Sydney Pollack talks a little about NYC, a lot about LA and himself. [92Y Blog]
• Finally, a verdict for an age old question. Who's easier to date: a drunk or sober chick? [TAN]