• He's not only not that into you, but it takes your employer to point it out. Or, should we say, subtly point out that you should probably read the book. [Misguided Misadventures in NYC]
  

• Barfights. [HCJ]
  

• When you've been drinking, it's probably a good idea to just shut your mouth. [Hot Johnny]
  

• You bitches better order like, ten of these now, before the red states start their Christmas shopping. [Logged Hours]
  

• Method 1: the verbal abuse of children. [TLME]
  

• ...white kids who want to be black! [The Assimilated Negro]
  

• It's that time of the year again that allows us to become even more bitter, twisted and poor thanks to five-dollar cups of shitty coffee-type beverages. Rejoice. [copyranter]
  

• Welcome back indeed, Collins. We missed you and your inappropriate conversations with your mother. [You Can't Make It Up]
  

• We like our haircuts just fine, thankyouverymuch. [Married to the Sea]
  

• First aid for dicks. [Manhattan Offender]
  

• Graduating college [usually] means you have to deal with all sorts of bullshit. Like solicitations for more money from your alma mater. As if student loans weren't enough. [The Three-Toed Sloth]
  

• We're all looking for the God who performs miracles too, honey. Let us know when you find him. [Smallhands Ick]
  

• Puerto Rican crazies like fat ass; black ass; no ass. [Heaneyland!]
  

• We wonder if that's the subliminal message when it comes to reading blogs, too. [copyranter]
  

• Can everyone stop talking about their balls already? Thanks. [Negro Witticisms]
  

• Every once in a while, a blog post comes along whose comments reaffirm how dead fucking crazy people are. The craziest, above all, being Taylor Hicks fans. [Logged Hours]
  

• Trump Vodka: the liquor for silverspooners and jilted gossip columnists, everywhere. [Daily Intelligencer]
  

• On farting, and why women are crazy. [Hot Johnny]
  

• If you're having conversations like this, you probably shouldn't be wondering why you're single. [Matt Sears Forever]

• Fisticuffs at the dry cleaners: awesome. [Slack LaLane]
• Natural fertility: important. [Julia Allison]
• The Sunday Times: intimidating. [previously owned]
• NYC cops: still assholes. [Fast Hugs]
• Threesomes: totally overrated. [One D at a Time]