• The straight man's guide to dating other men, no homo. [the Phat Phree]
• Muslim Fundamentalist Hello Kitty to World: We're badass. Come and get it. Miss Heather to Sanrio: I've got mad sewing skillz. License this shit, stat. [New York Shitty]
• We've known this all along - Bugaboo strollers synonymous with Hitler and the ultimate demise of society. [Susie Felber]
• Bobby Brown (the "artist", not the makeup artist) and entourage (his, not the show) cracked out and picking fights in elevators. Huge surprise there. [Johnny Triangles]