• How many times do we have to say it, kids? Random acts of kindness are pointless unless you want to totally embarrass yourself. [Ham & Cheese on Wry]
• Ah, there's nothing quite like the sweet smell of decomposing romance in the fall. [Dirty Old Prom Queen]
• Kruc's best pickup line to date. [Young Manhattanite]
• We're not the only batshit crazies around here? [No, a door is not a Duncan]
• Fashionable hobos, take note: barrels are totes in this season. [Fast Hugs]