• Whoever said intelligence is an unnecessary quality in a potential one night stand was just dead. fucking. wrong. [Manhattan Transfer]
• Your problems don't really lie in where you can and can't focus - maybe it's your inability to determine the correct ethics behind donating used sheets and towels to Goodwill. [tremble.com]
• Nothing good is to be expected when you actually hang out in the places you spend your whole life despising. [Clublife]
• Breaking: Union Square Greenmarket filled with JCrew wearing psuedo-hippies; assholes. [Flaming Pablum]