• Even drunken assholes deserve to get laid. Your mass booty texts only enable them. [One D at a Time]
• Child-rearing, bouncer style. [Clublife]
• You know you have problems when your doctor won't even call you back. [east village idiot]
• Nothing screams 'almost homeless' like breaking a Coinstar machine with pennies and hairballs. [previously owned]
• Smile. [ANIMAL]