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• FYI, the crackhead would have an easier time reading your note if it weren't for the overuse of caps lock or erratic use of punctuation. [Flickr]
• Why being nice is overrated. [Negro Witticisms]
• Maintaining your composure (and a full wallet) is essential to a lovely afternoon apple pickin'...especially when there's no apple pickin' to be had. [Perpetually Nauseous]
• The secret to a healthy and long-lasting marriage? Not completely caring about the other person. [Smallhands Ick]