• We have a feeling finding a doctor who doesn't care you smoke is about as likely as finding one who'll take care of that funky rash and won't secretly think you're a whore. [forksplit]
• There's never been a better time to get behind National Beat Your Wife To A Bloody Pulp Day. [Clublife]
• Your grandma knows the reason that douche hasn't called you back. [Smallhands Ick]
• Futons fight back. [copyranter]
• The New Yorker is a great way to pass a train ride home. Under the influence at 4am, however, is another story. [Rum & Popcorn]