• Queens: land of chat lines, clandestine homo hookups. [Matt Sears Forever]
• The next time your office building collapses, rest assured you'll have bottled water and dehydrated food. That is, if you actually wear your emergency backpack. [The Company Bitch]
• You'll never get over that childhood guilt. Ever. [The Three-Toed Sloth]
• Flush. It's good for the soul nostrils. [King of Spills]
• Why New Yorkers hate A-Rod. [Brooklyn Radio]