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Jerry Seinfeld Finally Takes His Animated Bees To Number One
mark · 11/12/07 12:03PMAs your Hollywood employer has probably decided that this Veterans Day doesn't warrant the show of respect of a day off (strike-related layoffs notwithstanding), celebrate the sacrifices of those who've served our country in the most meaningful way available to you: by observing a moment of silence as you review the weekend's box office numbers:
Brian Grazer's Tireless Superproducing Work Pays Off In 'Gangster' Triumph
mark · 11/05/07 11:41AMAnother Halloween, Another 'Saw' Sequel, Another Big Pile Of Money For Lions Gate
mark · 10/29/07 10:54AMJosh Hartnett Stumbles Into First Place During Another Slow Weekend At The Box Office
mark · 10/22/07 10:52AMLionsgate Presents: Tyler Perry's When Did I Become The Biggest Box Office Draw in Hollywood?
mark · 10/15/07 10:51AMThe Rock Benefits From Rampant Moviegoer Apathy
mark · 10/08/07 10:45AMThe Rock Takes His Position As America's Biggest Family-Comedy Star
mark · 10/01/07 10:48AMWhat Zombie-Killing Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas Etc Etc
mark · 09/24/07 10:45AMAmerican Moviegoers Embrace Jodie Foster's Vigilantism
mark · 09/17/07 10:51AMEven though most domestic entertainment consumers chose to spend the entire weekend researching their Emmy pool picks, the multiplexes remained open, hoping to lure those fatigued from the demanding intellectual exercise with pleasant, air-conditioned places in which to take study breaks. These are the weekend numbers:
$14 Million To Yuma
mark · 09/10/07 10:37AMPenis-Doodle Lovers Still Showing Up For 'Superbad'
seth · 08/27/07 11:11AMThere Is No Stopping Seth Rogen Now
mark · 08/20/07 11:07AMAmerica Might Finally Be Tiring Of Chris Tucker Shouting At Jackie Chan
mark · 08/13/07 10:42AMThere are perhaps no harder Monday mornings than the ones of mid-to-late August, when we all know we're showing up for work weeks where nothing interesting can possibly happen. Distract yourself from the drudgery with the weekend box office numbers, then put your head down and nap until Friday afternoon:
The Bourne Celebration
mark · 08/06/07 11:02AMHighest. Grossing. Episode. Ever.
mark · 07/30/07 10:46AMMoviegoers Pronounce 'Chuck and Larry' Delightful, Fake-Gay Fun For the Whole Family!
mark · 07/23/07 10:18AMHarry Potter Learning To Deal With New Stirrings In His Naughty Wizard Places
mark · 07/16/07 10:16AMConfusingly Qualified Fucking Box Office Records Are Coming
mark · 07/09/07 10:25AMMoviegoers Find Rats In A Restaurant Surprisingly Delicious
mark · 07/02/07 10:33AMThis Monday morning is no less painful than any other on the calendar, but at least you only have to survive 48 hours before you're rewarded with a day off. Cling to the weekend box office numbers as you try to make it through the excruciating two days that stand between you and illegal firework displays, backyard barbecues, and egregious midweek drunkenness: