monday-morning-box-office
'Leatherheads' Fumbles During Opening Weekend, Casting Doubt On Clooney's Bankability
STV · 04/07/08 12:05PM'21' Spends Its Winnings On Whores And Front Row Seats To 'KA'
Seth Abramovitch · 03/31/08 11:30AMCan 'Horton' Get A Woop Woop?
Seth Abramovitch · 03/24/08 11:25AMYou wake up cold and confused, naked except for the half-singed bonnet on your head, and surrounded by hundreds of empty Peeps boxes and decapitated chocolate bunnies. Damn it: You've surrendered to another Easter weekend bender. Enjoy the last pulses of glucose shooting through your veins as you peruse the box office numbers:
Horton Hears Talk Of A Sequel
Seth Abramovitch · 03/17/08 11:30AMIn honor of St. Patrick's day, we invite you to revisit the Crichton Leprechaun, peruse the screensavers and wallpapers available for download at colinfarrell.org, and dive into that bowl of cornflakes before the green beer turns them soggy. And while you're at it, have some box office numbers for good luck:
Clan Of The Cavemodels
Seth Abramovitch · 03/10/08 11:00AMWill Ferrell Will Do Literally Anything For Your Laugh-Dollars
Seth Abramovitch · 03/03/08 01:04PMHayden Christensen Returns To His Charisma-Free Sci-Fi Roots
Seth Abramovitch · 02/18/08 12:00PMMatthew McConaughey Removes Shirt, Earns Top Spot At Box Office
mark · 02/11/08 11:55AMEvery Tween In America Turns Out For Hannah Montana's Big Screen Debut
mark · 02/04/08 12:00PMSpoofed Spartans Edge Out Stallone's Big, Blood-Drenched Comeback
mark · 01/28/08 12:00PM'Cloverfield' Devours January
Seth Abramovitch · 01/21/08 12:10PMYou know, Hollywood has a dream, too: Seeing summer box office numbers in the dead of January. This weekend, that dream has finally come to pass, bringing movie executives of all stripes and luxury-car-driving-categories out of their offices and into the streets, to stand together and toss bushels of warm money into the air in a stirring showing of producerly love. The numbers:
Moviegoers Find Uplift In Jack Nicholson And Morgan Freeman's Slow Deaths
mark · 01/14/08 12:00PMFor A Third Straight Weekend, America Succumbs To Nicolas Cage's Mysterious Charms
mark · 01/07/08 12:00PMHollywood's refusal to toss any new-release chum (with the exception of a single horror offering) into the waters of America's multilplexes just seemed to intensify the public's appetite for the stale Nic Cage/Will Smith/Chipmunk-flavored morsels already floating there. Your Monday morning romp through this weekend's box office results:
'Book Of Secrets' The 'Citizen Kane' Of American-History-Themed Bruckheimer Thrill Rides
seth · 12/31/07 12:04PMWith Father Time currently in lockdown after being picked up over the weekend for a parole-violating DUI, and the tragic discovery of the New Year's baby in a dumpster behind Bar Lubitsch (besides a crushed top hat and filthy sash, doing just fine), it seems as if the countdown to 2008 comes under less than ideal circumstances. Still, you can't stop the march of progress, and nowhere is that more apparent than in the weekend box office numbers:
Nicolas Cage Is A National Treasure
seth · 12/24/07 12:08PM
On these final few hours before the sugarplum-gorging orgy that begins at dawn, we dutifully tabulate for you, like a trembling Bob Cratchit scratching figures with a quill pen into the margins of the Scrooge & Marley ledger, the weekend's box office numbers:
1. National Treasure: Book of Secrets - $45.5 million
Frankly, we don't know what took infallible superproducer Jerry Bruckheimer and supermuse Nicolas Cage this long to bring us another Treasure chapter: With Secrets conquering this weekend's box office (and bringing in $10 mil more than the original), the American-history-corrupting adventure serial has now graduated to official franchise&trade status. We're eagerly anticipating all future installments, including National Treasure: Three Dollar Bill, in which Cage and his ragtag band of bookish fortune-hunters discover that the Lincoln Memorial's head spins to the left when a Sacagawea and Susan B. Anthony dollar are placed in its orbital sockets, revealing a secret tunnel to J. Edgar Hoover's fabled lingerie closet.
Will Smith Saves A Strike-Plagued Hollywood From Year-End Disaster
mark · 12/17/07 12:15PMOn The Bright Side, 'The Golden Compass' Seems Quite Popular Everywhere But In America
mark · 12/10/07 12:10PM'Enchanted' Gobbles Up Post-Thanksgiving Box Office Leftovers
mark · 12/03/07 12:00PMIn another one of those post-Thanksgiving weekends at the box office in which Hollywood serves up the cinematic equivalent of mold-encrusted stuffing and rancid cranberry sauce, the moviegoing public largely chose to stay home and avoid a grudging feast on studio leftovers. Have a look at the anemic numbers from a slow three days at the multiplex, which Box Office Mojo says was "the least attended in a decade":