Speaker Paul Ryan still hasn’t endorsed world’s most accomplished internet commenter Donald Trump for president, and apparently, Trump could be waiting for a while. Speaking to the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, Ryan said that, should Trump ask, he would be willing to step down as the Republican National Convention’s co-chair.

With Donald Trump the Republican party’s all-but-guaranteed nominee, Ted Cruz is reportedly campaigning behind-the-scenes to ensure the party stays as terrible as ever.

Donald Trump is a bloviating, toxic buffoon. On this, we can all generally agree. But how did this perpetual failure of a man get so far? And more importantly, who—or what—can we blame?

Since Donald Trump became the presumptive GOP nominee last week, many senior Republicans have struggled to explain why they can’t support their party’s candidate for president. Former U.S. senator and amateur forensic psychologist Gordon Humphrey, however, had no such issues on Friday, citing Trump’s possible personality disorder.

Elizabeth Warren, who is doing a far better job humiliating Donald Trump than Hillary Clinton’s own campaign, let loose a scathing string of tweets earlier this evening. I cannot recommend them highly enough.

It’s been a long 67 days since we last heard from Sad Jeb. And considering his sodium-addled state, we were starting to get worried. But fear not. Noted scion Jeb Bush is still here, and he’s (probably) fine(-ish). Also, he’s not voting for President.

Donald Trump once famously said that he “could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.” Last night in West Virginia he tried out a get out the vote strategy only slightly less daring than that one.

Did you know that, yesterday, presumptive Republican nominee and cost of our own collective sins Donald Trump ate a taco bowl for lunch? Of course you do. Because for the rest of the day (and well into the night), people couldn’t stop talking about that goddamn tweet. It was phenomenal.

It’s Trump versus Clinton. It’s a well-funded mainstream Democrat against a widely reviled demagogue who will struggle to earn the support of his party’s donor base. It’s a man whose every public utterance is a potential negative ad waiting to be cut, versus the most cautious candidate in modern memory. The Clinton campaign has been given a tremendous gift, as I am sure they know.

After receiving Donald Trump’s endorsement in 2012, the Republican Party’s sad ex-boyfriend Mitt Romney apparently has no intention of returning the favor.

According to CNN, the FBI is close to concluding its probe into whether Hillary Clinton mishandled classified information by using a private email server and is expected to interview the former Security of State about the matter “in the coming weeks.”

At a campaign rally in West Virginia on Thursday, Donald Trump put on a hat. Specifically, a coal man’s hat for men who mine coal. It served as a convenient excuse for Trump discuss an issue near and dear to his head: Hairspray.

After House Speaker Paul Ryan told CNN he was “just not ready” to support Donald Trump on Thursday, citing the need for party unity, the presumptive Republican nominee shot back with a statement saying he, in turn, was “not ready” to support Paul Ryan.

Given no other choice, the Republican National Committee is tepidly rallying around Donald Trump and, according to the New York Times, if its employees don’t like it, they can get the hell out.

Donald Trump almost certainly cheats at golf. He denies this vehemently, just as he denies that there is violence at his campaign rallies. (There is definitely violence at his campaign rallies.) And while we may not have video of Donald secretly moving his ball into the fairway, the way we do of his supporters punching people, there are plenty of people who have come out and said they saw the cheating firsthand.

On Wednesday night, Donald Trump told Fox News he’d “certainly think about” finding a place in his administration for cherished pal and colleague Ted Cruz, telling the network, “He was a very strong competitor.”

This election, former presidents George W. and George H.W. Bush plan to back the candidate widely considered to be the most qualified in 2016: None of them.

After years of railing against “everyone-gets-a-trophy culture,” Republicans were finally ready to hand out a few ribbons on Wednesday, congratulating the thousand or so candidates who managed to lose the Party of Lincoln to the Diaper Fire of Trump.

Now that we’re just six months away from electing our country’s very first tanned hernia into office, Hillary Clinton has her sights set squarely on taking down our future President Trump. And with that laser focus comes a brand new attack ad that is great—at least as far as attack ads go—but also a futile attempt to stop the inevitable.