After President Obama condemned ignorance this weekend during a speech at Rutgers University, Donald Trump responded Monday evening with a tweet arguing knowing stuff was bad and not good.

By his own account, ochre taco bowler Donald Trump “loves Hispanics.” When it comes to the language that unites them, however, the Republican nominee’s representatives are apparently far less affectionate.

Since he declared his candidacy for president, a number of “scam PACs” have taken advantage of the havoc Donald Trump—who needs to raise $1 billion if he wants to even be competitive in the general election—has wrought upon the Republican donor class. Now, as more of these groups insinuate themselves into the fundraising chaos, the financiers who have resigned themselves to a Trump candidacy aren’t sure where to send their money.

In a blistering condemnation of Donald Trump’s political platform, President Obama told graduating seniors at Rutgers University to be smart and not dumb on Sunday, NPR reports.

Donald Trump’s friend and “irreplaceable” former butler Anthony Senecal spoke to NBC News on Thursday, apparently hoping to clarify he’s even more of a paranoid bigot than his unhinged Facebook rants make him seem.

T. Boone Pickens, the billionaire oil man, is 87 years old. T. Boone Pickens announced this week that he is supporting Donald Trump for president. Death looms in front of us all.

Men on the internet are upset again.

Like a man making his final booty call to an ex-lover he previously spurned, Donald Trump went on the radio yesterday to own Jeb Bush one last time, two months after the nice man from Florida exited the race.

The Donald Trump campaign formalized its association with America’s Stormfront posters yesterday when it named William Johnson, a well-known and avowed white nationalist, as one of its delegates in California. (The campaign attributed Johnson’s selection to a database error, but that seems unlikely.) Now, as Trump’s people continue to backpedal, the Huffington Post reports that they’ve missed the formal deadline to boot Johnson from the list.

Presumptive Republican Party presidential nominee @realDonaldTrump, May 2014:

Now that Donald Trump all but has the Republican presidential nomination completely locked up, he has to start thinking about how to actually put his zany and evil ideas into practice. For instance: the Muslim ban. Who better to oversee it than his old pal Rudy Giuliani?

Recalling an old joke, Donald Trump released a statement celebrating his decisive wins over nobody in West Virginia and Nebraska on Tuesday, adding, “and by such large margins!”

After urging supporters in West Virginia not to vote, Donald Trump nonetheless won overwhelming victories in that state and Nebraska on Tuesday, soundly defeating two men who dropped out of the race last week.

On Tuesday, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders won West Virginia’s Democratic primary, making the state his second straight victory that party leaders don’t think will make a difference.

Earlier today, Heidi Cruz joined a conference call with Ted’s volunteer prayer militia, the National Prayer Team, to encourage Ted’s supporters not to lose hope. After all, it took “25 years” (no it did not) to end slavery—Heidi can handle another four with Ted.

According to my good friend Ted, who I only mocked out of love and friendship and Ted I’m sorry, we might not actually have to say goodbye just yet. Because Ted’s “open” to coming back.

Asked on Monday how his Muslim ban would affect London’s newly elected mayor, Donald Trump suggested Sadiq Khan might be one of the good ones, telling The New York Times, “There will always be exceptions.”

In a new interview with former Obama advisor David Axelrod, Jon Stewart offered a grim assessment of America’s political landscape, with harsh words for Democrats, Republicans, Hillary Clinton, the media and most of all Donald Trump, who he ridiculed as an “unrepentant, narcissistic asshole.”