Today we heard the horrible story about the eel that ate a butt. To death. There's not much to do about this but imagine what the guy's friends, who put the eel there, must have been thinking. To wit:

Today we looked at kooky Stephanie Grace, the Harvard Law Email Racist. All of you were mad about it! Some of you at her, some of you at us. Let's take a look at some of the latter group.

Today we took a look at horrible stupid Ivanka Trump and her horrible stupid opinions, and y'all were mad! One commenter contained his/her rage, though, and thoughtfully laid out why she is, in fact, horrible and stupid.

Today we took a look at the potential intern from hell, an eager go-getter who will not tolerate slowness from the people they hope will hire them. Most of you criticized the kid, but some defended his/her unbridled ambition.

I don't know if you've heard, but Apple lost a top secret iPhone and shit hit the fan. This week, it was the talk of all things Gawker Media, and our commenters weren't exempt.

Well, commenting boys and girls, it's been a long season of Project Runway, but tonight it comes to a close. Who will win? Who will lose? We don't know, but everyone who joins in our live blog is a winner!

Today we looked at the hotness of Larry King and wondered, from afar, about his magnetism. Luckily one commenter has seen it up close and in person. They shared their story with us.

Our commenter live-blog of the penultimate episode of the season was penultamazing! Read this sampling of comments to see why—and then make plans to join us here tonight as we live-blog the season finale.

Welcome to the commenting party that's as enjoyable as bacon—but without the calories, fat, or cholesterol. Yes, it's time again for our Top Chef Masters live blog. Indulge in it with us! Your heart will thank you!

Today we looked at the ridiculous new $100 bill, and since everyone loves discussing money, many comments were left. One in particular really boiled the matter down nicely.

Today we looked at the strange economy of boob jobs, and many of you had many things to say. Most important of all these comments, though, was hilarious economist Thomas Friedman. Heed his words.

We know that comments are down. Thanks to Gizmodo's iPhone scoop this morning, our servers have been stretched to the max and we had to temporarily turn comments off.

This week we've got a #tvparty highlight, more 8-bit glory, and a visit back to Bill O'Reilly DOING IT LIVE!

Today we looked at crazy Texas and their crazy new paddling law, which stirred up quite a conversation among you readers. One commenter shared his paddling story with us and it was... interesting.

Missed out on this season of Project Runway? Well, now's the time to start. The two-part finale starts tonight and we'll be in the comments section of this post having a little party. It's not too late to join us!

Today we looked at the end of the American sardine, prompting a few wistful comments about the forgotten little fish. For some reason, one in particular struck a chord.

Did you catch Gawker's Project Runway commenting party last week? It was hotter than an Icelandic volcano! Check out this smokin' selection of comments from that live blog—and make plans to join us for the next one tonight.

Are you master of your own live-blogging domain? No? Of course not — nobody is! So why fight it? Just turn on Top Chef Masters, head for the comments section under this post and start master-blogging with us!

Today we looked at a rather insane new immigration law that was just enacted in Arizona, that terrible state of gaping hell fissures and mysterious brown people. A local Phoenician (heh) weighed in on the whole mess.

Today we took at look at how overprotective parents are ruining prom, prompting many of you to reminisce about your own prom experiences, be they drunken or sober. Here are some of our favorites.