Today we heard the horrible story about the eel that ate a butt. To death. There's not much to do about this but imagine what the guy's friends, who put the eel there, must have been thinking. To wit:

From A Message to Rudy:

Man 1: "Heh, look...Zhang's passed out again. Guy just can't hold his jiu."

Man 2: "You thinking what I'm thinking?"

Man 1: "Eel in the anus?"

Man 2: "Eel in the anus!"

Both: "Yeah!!!"

(after eel insertion, fist bump and fade to black...)