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  • When you've been drinking, it's probably a good idea to just shut your mouth. [Hot Johnny]
  • And while you're at it, you should learn to handle your liquor because your nausea is a waste of perfectly good booze. [Perpetually Nauseous]
  • Nobody ever told us there was bad shit in cigarettes. Eighty percent of our office is so fucked. [Copyranter]
  • And how about this for a shocker? Back in the 80s, Employees of Tower Records engaged in heavy recreational drug use. [The Mighty Quinn Media Machine]