He's not only not that into you, but it takes your employer to point it out. Or, should we say, subtly point out that you should probably read the book. [Misguided Misadventures in NYC]
If people stopped leaving shit on the subway, the in-house ad team at the MTA totally be out of work. (They do that in-house, right?) [copyranter]
This holiday season, in the interest of avoid any unnecessary awkwardness, you should maybe, probably, check if the people you're gifting that wine to that they do, in fact, drink alcohol. [Smallhands Ick]
And be sure to pick up a bootleg copy of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas for that nephew you've always hated. [Zombie Fights Shark!]
