• We like our haircuts just fine, thankyouverymuch. [Married to the Sea]
  • Insults are meant to offend, not for pointless over-analysis. Douchebag Numb nuts. [Fitted Sweats]
  • Brooks Brothers suits are good for one thing - allowing your children to express their latent anger towards your yuppie-dressing proclivities by tearing them off your body. Not awkward or inappropriate, in the least. [No, a door is not a Duncan]
  • There's more than one way to skin a cat, and at least two ways to kill a mouse...you just have to pick the right one. [corporate-casual]