abalk2 · 12/22/06 02:40PM
Your dreams of becoming an i-banker. [ copyranter]
abalk2 · 12/21/06 03:30PM
Impermeable Polish logic. [ Languor Management]
abalk2 · 12/19/06 04:10PM
96.9% of Gawker employees followed this recipe last Thursday, with a 99% success rate. Additionally, 100% of these statistics were completely fabricated. [ The Tomato Diaries]
abalk2 · 12/18/06 05:25PM
We'll admit it - that graffiti was totally us. More specifically, it was Intern Stephanie. [ copyranter]
abalk2 · 12/15/06 03:15PM
The buns of yesteryear. [ Gurgling Cod]
abalk2 · 12/14/06 04:25PM
abalk2 · 12/13/06 05:40PM
Finally, an awards ceremony after our own hearts. You bet your asses we'll be sending in our nominations. [ The Jorie Awards]
abalk2 · 12/12/06 04:40PM
That coat, it was ugly anyhow. [ Manhattan Offender]
abalk2 · 12/11/06 04:40PM
Your ass, it is nice. [ The Assimilated Negro]
abalk2 · 12/08/06 03:20PM
Heterohomoeroticism never fails to amuse us. [ corporate-casual]
abalk2 · 12/07/06 05:55PM
Damn those petulant tourists, and the husbands who refuse to bitchslap them. [ forksplit]
abalk2 · 12/06/06 05:40PM
Being single! [ This Place is Dead Anyway]
abalk2 · 12/05/06 05:45PM
The crazies will only dance if they don't have to pay for it. [ fast hugs]
abalk2 · 12/04/06 03:35PM
Fun with write-in votes. [ The Daily Politics]
abalk2 · 12/01/06 03:45PM
When we write our letter to Santa, we're asking for this. [ Radosh]
abalk2 · 11/30/06 04:15PM
AWESOME. Now all you have to do is be cool enough to get your friends to invite you as a plus one. [ MiMP]
abalk2 · 11/29/06 05:25PM
No hot water. [ newyorkshitty]
abalk2 · 11/28/06 05:55PM
If we knew that punctuation was unnecessary we would have applied for that Puma copywriting job too JESUS. [ copyranter]
abalk2 · 11/27/06 05:10PM
Stuck for ideas to entertain out-of-town guests? Look no further. [ This Girl Called Automatic Win]
abalk2 · 11/22/06 04:35PM
In case the Whalepheasantelopenfant is too contemporary for your, uh, taste, there's still time to make your own traditional turducken. [ Consumerist]