• We're all looking for the God who performs miracles too, honey. Let us know when you find him. [Smallhands Ick]
  • As usual, instead of our hearts being warmed by the story of two blind people getting married, we wonder, "Why the fuck would a blind couple need a mirror?" [No, a door is not a Duncan]
  • Unbalanced hormones: that's what you get for engaging in premarital sex, hussy. Make that gyno appointment asap. [The Company Bitch]