• If you're having conversations like this, you probably shouldn't be wondering why you're single. [Matt Sears Forever]
  • Halloween costumes for terrorists. [forksplit]
  • Giving back to the community and getting high on paint fumes sounds like the perfect way to spend a crisp autumn afternoon. [ham & cheese on wry]
  • Google: the bane of every ex-con's existence. [The Three-Toed Sloth]