Lady Gaga is no longer welcome in the Yankees clubhouse. Leann Rimes' divorce is done! Kim Kardashian, somehow grossed out by breast feeding. Michael Jackson's kids have no friends. Megan Fox: Lord of the Nerds. Sunday's gossip Roundup is boob-filled

Perez finally crossed the line into child porn, and lawyers say his fate is grim. Lady Gaga throws a tantrum. Charlie Sheen drops another fancy car down a ditch. Tuesday gossip could go to jail for photoshopping a vagina.

Praise be the gods of tabloid: Brad Pitt's chin scraggle of horror is gone. Lindsay Lohan's paid appearances are increasingly desperate. Joe Jackson blames his wife for Michael's death. Monday gossip starts the week with a clean slate.

OMGAGA! Tonight's episode of Larry King Live was an hour full of Lady Gaga goodness—and it delivered. Video of the best moments—awkward exchanges, Gaga's thoughts on fame and religion, a preview of the "Alejandro" video, and more—is inside.

What's the best part of Lady Gaga's Larry King Live interview tonight? It's not her talk about lupus, Michael Jackson, or "don't ask, don't tell." It's her fabulous variation of the CNN host's famous uniform. They're practically twins!

We are not entirely ruling out the possibility this is an elaborate PR exercise — but Conrad Murray, the doctor accused of giving Michael Jackson a lethal dose of anaesthetic, apparently treated a woman aboard a US Airways jet. [AP]

A mysterious cache of videos of the Jackson children—apparent leaks from self-made videos and webchats—show Paris on iChat, Blanket pretending to be a Jedi knight, and other rambunctious games.

Performing in Hamburg last week, Rihanna turned around, dropped her microphone, and attempted a moonwalk—but ended up tiptoe-tottering backwards in pathetic slow motion instead.

Michael Jackson's greedy estate is sure trying to cash in, but no scheme would make the King of Pop happier than a tour and Vegas show by the famous circus troupe inspired by his music. Will Bubbles be cast?

A German company has developed a new piece of home furnishing that illuminates your staircase using motion sensors and LED lighting. In related news, being able to make your own "Billie Jean" parodies just became easier than ever!

Without lip gloss, will we even recognize her? Tiger Woods consults Buddhist prayers on his Blackberry. Michael Lohan pops the question to Kate Major. Whoopi Goldberg is on Team Jesse James. Wednesday's gossip roundup has seen a ghost.

Sandy is afraid divorce will make Jesse crazy. Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber aren't breaking up. Dennis Hopper has to shell out fat alimony payments. Michael Jackson's doctor won't cop a plea. Tuesday's gossip is due in family court.

Alex McCord drank while pregnant. Bethenny Frankel found a maternity bikini. Sandy B is def divorcing Jesse James. Coca-cola killed Michael Jackson somehow. Simon Cowell's wedding will be a giant publicity stunt. Monday's gossip was sent to bed without supper.

TMZ have spoken to "multiple sources" familiar with the good doctor's legal strategy, which is to claim that he stepped out of the room only to find that Jackson had administered a deadly dose of anaesthetic Propofol in his absence.

Carmen Llewellyn says Scientology "ruined my life and my career. I ended up addicted to painkillers." She blames Scientology for Tom Cruise's divorce from "Suppressive Person" Nicole Kidman and says the Travoltas hid their son Jett from the church.

This is ironic! American Apparel, the Cain to Dov Charney's Serpent (if we're to believe the Jewish version), just held a "rummage sale"—where items are sold on the street at a discount—in London. It caused a riot, naturally.

Sources say the star has made up her mind. Lindsay Lohan nonsensically addresses her white powder accident. Mischa Barton barfs. Levi Johnston is back for more. Michael Jackson wasn't dead at the hospital. Tuesday's gossip is alive. It's alive!

Sit down before reading this. Jackson's doctor, Conrad Murray, apparently returned to the singer's house after his death to pick up some mystery creams "so that the world wouldn't find out about it." Those creams were skin whitening creams, the AP has revealed to a wildly unsurprised world. [AP]

The Vatican is under fire for issuing statements that conflict with facts in a case involving a child molesting priest and the future Pope Benedict XVI in Germany in the 80's. Things aren't looking good for the Pope these days.

First of all—is this a joke? If this is a joke, then—HA! If this isn't a joke, the only explanation is the Tea Party is unveiling a hideous plot to create musically disinclined zombies to defeat health care.