• The first photos of Tiger Woods at Mississippi sex rehab facility he's been staying at have arrived. He's wearing a hoodie, baseball cap, and pair of shorts in the pics. And he has a not-so-happy expression on his face, which is probably how you'd respond, too, if you were in sex rehab and you walked out of your front door to find a National Enquirer photographer lying in wait. [NE]
• Will today be the day Conan finally settles with NBC? Quite possibly. [NYDN]
• Several of Lindsay Lohan's friends think she may be cutting herself (again) after she showed up at a pre-Golden Globes party with a fresh scar on her arm. In other LiLo news, she was spotted making out with a random French actor the other night, in case that news is of any interest you. [NYDN, TMZ]
• Are you ready to bid adieu to the charming cast of cable TV's classiest new reality show? Yes, the finale of Jersey Shore airs on MTV tomorrow night. But it will be followed by a one-hour reunion special and producers are already hard at work on prequel called "Before the Shore," so rest assured you'll be seeing plenty of the Shore crew in the months ahead. [NYP]
• Just in time for the new season of Real Housewives of New York City, Kelly Killoren Bensimon has agreed to appear in the March issue of Playboy. The 41-year-old mother of two will appear on the cover. But there will also be six-page "nude pictorial"—shot by Kelly's ex-husband Gilles Bensimon—inside the magazine as well, you'll undoubtedly be thrilled to hear. [Us, P6]

The Martha Stewart Show takes a turn for the worse in this very icky strip aerobics segment where Martha tries out a few moves and works the pole.

I guess there is video of this elsewhere but honestly I kind of prefer it that my awareness of this event is limited to this photo from The Martha Stewart Show's flack.

• A photographer says he plans to file a lawsuit against Lindsay Lohan after her driver "nearly killed" him in a hit-and-run accident on Sunday. The paparazzo says he's "lucky to be alive" and now plans to make sure Lindsay "goes to jail" for her crimes despite the fact LiLo wasn't even the one driving, and the photographer only injured his wrist and never even had to go to the hospital. [TMZ, NYP]
• Have Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly set a date? According to the Post, which conducted an undercover investigation last week, the couple are planning to get married in November at the Oheka Castle on Long Island, which is where Kevin Jonas got married recently. [NYP]
• Another Beyoncé concert is stirring up controversy. Less than two weeks after she got into trouble for performing for Hannibal Khadafy comes the news that residents of Trinidad are up in arms over a $1 million Beyoncé concert planned for February 18. Locals claim it will divert from the country's annual Carnival celebration. [Sun]

On loan to Milan's team, Becks performs a strip tease, revealing handsome undies. LiLo is involved in a hit and run. Whitney and Brody "canoodle." Elijah Wood hosts Lord of the Wings, an eating contest. Here comes Monday gossip.

Today's Martha was all about Yoga and her experts got down to the important stuff: farting. Apparently, it's okay to do— but the real question is whether it's socially acceptable to laugh at those who can't hold it in!

If you loved Martha Stewart's collection of cheap (and injurious!) junk for Kmart, you're going to be thrilled to hear about her latest venture. She's now offering Martha-approved destination weddings in partnership with the world's tackiest chain of resorts. (You know, the one that makes you hit the mute button on your TV every time one of their horrific commercials comes on the air.) Pick from one of six "themes"—with prices beginning at just $1,500—and leave it to Martha to make sure your "magical moment" is imbued with instant "star power"! [Luxist]

Martha Stewart dropped by Late Night with Jimmy Fallon tonight for two segments. The first: an interview with Fallon, in which Stewart's intrinsic pretentiousness played out hilariously. Later, she and Fallon made croquembouche (and penis jokes). The videos, ahead.

Today at Gawker.TV, Snoop and Martha talk drugs, pondering if we're sick of Jersey Shore just yet, Today celebrates itself, crime television shows use "image enhancements," and David Letterman drives around in a $25,000 car shaped like a cupcake.

All week we've been following Snoop Dogg on his latest publicity tour, finding that he's repeated himself over and over again. On Martha Stewart this morning we watched, expecting to see the same, what occured was the complete opposite.

Martha Stewart prepared for a shocking quantity of egg nog; Lindsay Lohan got into a race thing; and Sara Gilbert reveled in old media. The Twitterati overindulged on tradition.

In your law-abiding Thursday media column: Martha Stewart shows kids how to do drugs, Mike Bloomberg explains the "new media," predictions for 2010, and Budget Travel is sold.

Today at Gawker.TV, Barbara spews hate at Spizter's gal Ashley Dupre, Martha shows her more charitable side, Kathie Lee bores Andy Cohen to death, a drunken ambulance ride, and we spend some holiday time with Oprah and the Obamas.

In your special wingnutty Monday media column: Andrew Revkin is leaving the NYT, NPR hires a foreigner, China demonstrates how to keep newspapers in line, and Martha Stewart's still scared of us, and America.

A woman's house burned down in California. The only remains from the charred rubble was a scorched Martha Stewart dutch oven. Martha, ever the altruist, offers her apologies by giving her some free cookware to put in her non-existent home.

Martha Stewart had designer Roberto Cavalli and Saturday Night Live's Seth Meyers as guests on her show this morning. A clip of the amusing encounter—and a slurred, semi-understandable conversation about women, helicopters, and Cavalli's multi-colored yacht—is below.

[Martha Stewart would never tell her dinner guests that she picked up the main course at In-N-Out Burger, which she visited in Las Vegas yesterday. Image via Flynet]

What do these five people have in common with Tinsley Mortimer's dad, George Mercer? Absolutely nothing, but they were all witnesses of Michael Fredo's ill-fated jazz set at the Plaza Hotel's Rose Bar. Who in their right mind compiled this guest list?

Who hasn't slept with Tiger Woods? An actress who debuted in The Wonder Years, then went on to OMG Stop Tickling Me joins Tiger's stable; Lohan looks surprisingly hot in a faux-threesome; reality stars eat rats. Monday gossip ahoy!

Today at Gawker.TV, Martha Stewart talks dirty, we discover the Miley Cyrus doll is a potty-mouth, Justine Bateman tells ghost stories, Neil Patrick Harris is a dirty Frosty the Snowman, and Kermit sluts it up on the Today Show.