Woman's House Burns Down, Martha Stewart Offers Condolences with a Free Juicer
A woman's house burned down in California. The only remains from the charred rubble was a scorched Martha Stewart dutch oven. Martha, ever the altruist, offers her apologies by giving her some free cookware to put in her non-existent home.
Martha—the most perfect woman on earth—finds just a little more room inside of her expansive heart to give this woman who has no kitchen a massive array of top-of-the-line kitchen appliances. Some of the highlights include an ice cream maker, a juicer, and a stand mixer. All she needs now are some outlets to plug these fabulous gifts into.