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• The first photos of Tiger Woods at Mississippi sex rehab facility he's been staying at have arrived. He's wearing a hoodie, baseball cap, and pair of shorts in the pics. And he has a not-so-happy expression on his face, which is probably how you'd respond, too, if you were in sex rehab and you walked out of your front door to find a National Enquirer photographer lying in wait. [NE]
• Will today be the day Conan finally settles with NBC? Quite possibly. [NYDN]
• Several of Lindsay Lohan's friends think she may be cutting herself (again) after she showed up at a pre-Golden Globes party with a fresh scar on her arm. In other LiLo news, she was spotted making out with a random French actor the other night, in case that news is of any interest you. [NYDN, TMZ]
• Are you ready to bid adieu to the charming cast of cable TV's classiest new reality show? Yes, the finale of Jersey Shore airs on MTV tomorrow night. But it will be followed by a one-hour reunion special and producers are already hard at work on prequel called "Before the Shore," so rest assured you'll be seeing plenty of the Shore crew in the months ahead. [NYP]
• Just in time for the new season of Real Housewives of New York City, Kelly Killoren Bensimon has agreed to appear in the March issue of Playboy. The 41-year-old mother of two will appear on the cover. But there will also be six-page "nude pictorial"—shot by Kelly's ex-husband Gilles Bensimon—inside the magazine as well, you'll undoubtedly be thrilled to hear. [Us, P6]

• Uma Thurman and Arpad ("Arki") Busson called off their engagement in November, but it looks like they've reunited: The couple was spotted smooching in a New York City park yesterday. So either they're in love again and just can't keep their hands off one another. Or they're both homeless and have no other place to go to hook up. [People, Sun]
• Is there a romance brewing between James Franco and Agyness Deyn? They supposedly "hit it off" at a screening the other night and "asked a mutual pal to put them in touch" after it was over. [P6]
• Beyoncé tells Allure that she wants to have a baby soon. She also says she likes to play spades online to "relax" in her spare time, which isn't the sort of thing we really pictured her doing at home (does Jay-Z play online poker in the next room?), but, hey, whatever floats your boat. [ShowbizSpy]
• Amy Winehouse pleaded guilty to assaulting a London theater manager in last month. She won't have to spend any time behind bars, though. She was given two years of probation. [Sun]
• Want to hear John Mayer describe his masturbation habits in detail? Then you should definitely buy the new issue of Rolling Stone. [RS, OK!]
• Oil heir and Hollywood brat Jason Davis got into a little altercation with his grandmother at the Golden Globes the other night. It seems the spat had something to do with the fact his family sent a baseball bat-wielding Tom Arnold to his house a few weeks ago to try and convince him to go rehab and Davis wasn't too happy about that. [P6]
• What's Chris Brown doing at Milan Fashion Week? Who knows, but the long leather gloves that he's been seen wearing (and which you could see a professional assassin wearing before strangling someone) probably aren't doing him any favors. [TMZ]
• 60-year-old Ivana Trump pranced around in flesh-colored underwear on a recent episode of Britain's Celebrity Big Brother. [NYDN]
• In another example of a sixty-something woman doing something she probably shouldn't, Martha Stewart worked a stripper pole on her show yesterday. Do click on the link to watch a clip. [Popeater]
• Jeff Conaway of Taxi and Celebrity Rehab fell down the stairs, suffered serious injuries, and is now in the hospital. [NYP]
• Jesus Luz's modeling career is going quite nicely, you'll be pleased to hear. He hit he catwalk at Sao Paolo Fashion Week yesterday. [P6, Sun]
• Want to hang out with Scarlett Johansson? Now you can, and you can also help out Haiti at the same time. Tickets to Johansson's new play, A View From the Bridge, are being auctioned off and the lucky winner will get to hang out with her at the after-party. [JustJared]
• A benefit for victims of the Haiti earthquake hosted by the likes of Stacey Bendet, Fabiola Beracasa, Charlotte Ronson, and Ali Wise is scheduled for tonight. [P6]
• Were you hoping to attend "celebrity socialite" Rachel Uchitel's birthday party in Palm Beach next weekend? It's been canceled due to "unwelcome" media attention, so you may want to make other plans. [TMZ]