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• A photographer says he plans to file a lawsuit against Lindsay Lohan after her driver "nearly killed" him in a hit-and-run accident on Sunday. The paparazzo says he's "lucky to be alive" and now plans to make sure Lindsay "goes to jail" for her crimes despite the fact LiLo wasn't even the one driving, and the photographer only injured his wrist and never even had to go to the hospital. [TMZ, NYP]
• Have Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly set a date? According to the Post, which conducted an undercover investigation last week, the couple are planning to get married in November at the Oheka Castle on Long Island, which is where Kevin Jonas got married recently. [NYP]
• Another Beyoncé concert is stirring up controversy. Less than two weeks after she got into trouble for performing for Hannibal Khadafy comes the news that residents of Trinidad are up in arms over a $1 million Beyoncé concert planned for February 18. Locals claim it will divert from the country's annual Carnival celebration. [Sun]

• NBC officially canceled Jay Leno's prime time show over the weekend and announced that they'll move him to 11:35. Will Conan stick around and accept a demotion (and a 12am time slot)? Will he jump to Fox? That's all up in the air at the moment. [People, NYP]
• Despite reports to the contrary, the family of Casey Johnson says the drug-addled heiress has not been buried yet. Meanwhile, the 911 call to paramedics from the woman who found her body was released on Friday. And rumors are swirling that Joe Francis was behind the Johnson/Tila Tequila "engagement video" as part of a plan to drum up publicity for Tequila's website, which he apparently financed.
• Jon Gosselin has somehow convinced another woman to date him. He's reportedly now going out with Morgan Christie, a 25-year-old Greenwich, Connecticut-native who he met while snowboarding in Utah over Thanksgiving. [Nat'l Enquirer]
• In equally important celebrity relationship news, Lydia Hearst and Ryan Cabrera appear to be back together, since they "were drinking and dancing provocatively until 4am" the other night. [P6]
• As for Natalie Portman, she was supposedly spotted making out with a French ballet dancer named Benjamin Millepied over the weekend. [NYP]
• Are Whitney Port and Brody Jenner hooking up? Various reports have them "canoodling" and going home together over New Year's weekend. Apparently Whitney apparently doesn't mind being sloppy fourths to Lauren Conrad, Kristin Cavallari, and Audrina Patridge. [NYDN]
• Madonna and Sean Penn weren't rekindling old flames at dinner last week, after all. According to her rep, they just had a chance encounter at a restaurant, and he stopped by the table for ten minutes. Duly noted. [People]
• Is this the year George Clooney gets married? A friend of the actor says Clooney has never been as "serious" about a girlfriend as he is about Elisabetta Canalis. Although given George's track record, Canalis may not want to hold her breath for a marriage proposal anytime soon. [P6]
• Alleged voicemail hacker Ali Wise will go to court to face charges against her this week. [P6]
• Now here's a great idea! Sarah Symonds, the woman who allegedly had an affair with chef Gordon Ramsay, wants to get all of Tiger Woods' mistresses together for a TV special to "discuss the downside of being 'the other woman' and whether he was good in bed." Symonds is also working with Woods mistress Jamie Jungers on Mistresses Anonymous, a support group for women "in toxic relationships with other people's husbands." [P6]
• Remember how Rihanna and Matt Kemp were spotted together in Mexico over the holidays? Kemp's agent said "dating may be a stretch at this point" and Rihanna and Kemp are still "just good friends." [NYDN]
• In other Rihanna news, she's helping to find a bone marrow donor for Seun Adebiyi, who hopes to be the first Nigerian to compete in the Winter Olympics in 2014. [P6]
• A year after Josh Duhamel and Fergie got married—and a couple of months after a stripper claimed she slept with Duhamel—the couple renewed their wedding vows last week in Santa Barbara. [Radar, Us]
• Not only was Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey once a stripper, escort, and drug addict, it seems she was once homeless and lived in her car for six weeks, too. [PopEater]
• Martha Stewart does what any normal girl would do when going on a hot date: She gets her hair did. No work on who the lucky guy was, unfortunately. [P6]
• The trailer from the BBC documentary chronicling Lindsay Lohan's week-long "humanitarian mission" to India, has been released, if you'd like to take a look. [People]
• Backstreet Boy AJ McLean is now engaged to long-time girlfriend Rochelle Deanna Karidis. Hearts are breaking all over the world today. [Us, People]
• Sarah Chalke—that blonde girl on Scrubs—has had a baby. [Us]
• If you see Liza Minnelli hobbling down the street, it's not because she's drinking again. She about to undergo knee-replacement surgery. [People]