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Sleepy Doggy Wishes It Was Friday But Has No Concept Of Time
Neetzan Zimmerman · 04/11/12 10:00AMKnackered kerchiefed pooch tries to fend off early morning sleepies to little avail, but a staggering amount of cuteness.
Here Are Several Costumed Pugs Performing Bone-Thugz-N-Harmony's "1st of tha Month"
Max Read · 04/05/12 12:36PMOh, Yeah, It's St. Patrick's Day
Louis Peitzman · 03/17/12 04:27PM
In case you forgot amid all the terrible news, today is St. Patrick's Day. Here's a photo of Kate Middleton passing out shamrocks to the Irish Guards. The ceremony dates back to 1901, and this is the first year Kate had the honor — previously, the Queen Mother was on shamrock duty. Of course, the most important part of this photo is that Kate is greeting the Guards' mascot, an adorable Irish Wolfhound named Cornmeal.
Help Us Name This Nice Lady's Purebred Saint Bernard Puppy (UPDATE)
Emma Carmichael · 02/29/12 01:10PM25 Descriptions of the Strange Beast that Won the Westminster Dog Show
Maureen O'Connor · 02/15/12 12:51PMWestminster Winner Announced, Is Cutesy Bootsy Booboo
Caity Weaver · 02/15/12 12:11AMSometimes When Vice Throws a Party You Will See Dogs Sashaying in Assless Leather Chaps
Leah Beckmann · 02/09/12 07:30PMLast night, on the eve of New York Fashion Week, I attended Vice's 2012 Fashion Issue party. It's a Vice party -a doggy fashion show party, no less-so I expected the self-serious mob of ripped tights and v-neck shirts in the same way I expected the floppy-hat wearing doorgirl struggling to read from the VIP list. I even expected the promise of an open bar until midnight to mysteriously and abruptly end at 11. I had imagined Westminster meets Lincoln Center meets a sterilized petting zoo. What I got was the double-sided dildo scene from Requiem for a Dream.
What Do You Call a Large Loitering Group of Saint Bernard Dogs?
Emma Carmichael · 02/03/12 05:45PM"Adorable!" (Also potentially terrifying, but that is a matter of taste.) Happy Friday.
Believe It or Not, This Adorable Dog Is Also the Cutest Office Worker Ever [CLICK TO WATCH]
Hamilton Nolan · 01/30/12 02:30PMHe knows just where to take that receipt.
Dogs Need to Shut Up About Cats
Hamilton Nolan · 01/30/12 01:23PMHas the Obamas' Dog Been Lying About His Whereabouts?
Jim Newell · 12/23/11 02:00PMThe conspiracy theories are happening so fast now that they're basically resolved before they even start, but let's not let this one escape the eternal clutches of the Gawker Archives: Did the Portuguese water dog Bo Obama — who's already been under heavy Christmas card scrutiny this week — fly out to Hawaii with Michelle Obama and the kids, and then fly back just to Washington for a photo-op with President Obama? Imagine the cost to taxpayers! Congress, please get back to town for a quickie impeachment.
Gifts For Your Dog
Hamilton Nolan · 12/09/11 04:30PMYou love your dog. Far more than your emotionally distant heart could ever love a human. And why not? Your dog never did anything but express an evolutionarily advantageous convincing simulacrum of love for you. You must show your love back. You must! But what to get Nibbles and Rocky this holiday season? Only the best.
Dog Parks, White People Thrive in Cities
Hamilton Nolan · 12/08/11 03:13PMThe Hypnotic Joy of a Doggie Disco
Maureen O'Connor · 12/01/11 12:46PMLuxury Water Park for Dogs to Disgust Everyone in New York
Maureen O'Connor · 11/28/11 01:00PMThe 'Christmas Quality, Hanukkah Pricing' Vodka Billboard Is Dead
Lauri Apple · 11/23/11 05:58AMLess than 24 hours after making its debut alongside a Manhattan highway, Wodka vodka's anti-Semiticky billboard has been pulled down and converted into a "crumpled heap near the road," the New York Times reports. Now how will sophisticated dogs learn about America's hottest cheap-as-the-Jews spirit?
Vodka Billboard: 'Christmas Quality, Hanukkah Pricing'
Hamilton Nolan · 11/22/11 01:01PMAn alert reader sends us this photo of a Wodka™ brand Vodka billboard located on the West side of Manhattan, overlooking Riverside Drive. "CHRISTMAS QUALITY. HANUKKAH PRICING," it says. And there's a Santa dog, representing Christian quality, and a Jew dog, representing Hanukkah pricing, because the Jews are cheap—like Wodka™!