25 Descriptions of the Strange Beast that Won the Westminster Dog Show

Last night, a horribly inbred beast called "Malachy" was named Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club dog show. What is this thing? It is a...

- Lovable lint trap
- Living mullet
- 4-year-old pompom
- 12-pound dustmop
- Fuzzy slipper with a tongue
- Little furball
- Hirsute jellyfish
- Waddling hair bush
- Snub-nosed dust mote
- Carrot Top's head in a neutral color palette
