ABC News did some serious, hard-hitting journalism this week when they purposely left behind iPads at TSA checkpoints in ten different airports, all of which had "a history of TSA theft problems." Nine out of ten iPads were returned, but some highly paid TSA worker at the Orlando airport stole the 10th.

A Canadian police officer and two others were arrested and charged with being part of a "major cheese-smuggling ring." Constable Scott Heron of the Niagara Regional Police and his two partners were charged with conspiracy, smuggling and other customs violations for allegedly transporting over $200,000 of cheese into Canada from the United States without paying any taxes.

An Ohio woman was killed Tuesday after her pet llama ran her over. Florence Lenahan, a 74-year-old former coroner, was walking out to meet her pet when the llama, named Baby Doll, excitedly sprinted towards her and slipped on wet grass. A collision ensued, and Lenahan struck her head on the ground. She died of cardiac arrest on the way to the hospital.

Actor Johnny Lewis, best known for his stint as Chili on The O.C. and, more recently, for playing Kip "Half-Sack" Epps on FX's Sons of Anarchy, was found dead yesterday near the body of a murdered 81-year-old woman believed to be his landlady.

There's nothing worse than the hiccups, except maybe getting shot in the face.

A man in Oregon gave new meaning to the term "cat burglar" last week after he was caught sleeping on the floor of the home he was in the middle of robbing.

Amanda Bynes has broken up with you, Los Angeles. And that means she doesn't have to deal with your "rules" and "regulations" and suspended license hearings.

In a nightmare scenario for a pet owner, a Massachusetts woman's cat was accidentally euthanized instead of receiving a flea bath.

Houston police officer Matthew Jacob Marin shot and killed a one-armed, one-legged man in a wheelchair inside a group home because he felt threatened by a "metal object" the double amputee was waving. The "metal object?" A pen.

Fiona Apple was arrested for hash possession Thursday — which, come on, seriously? On Friday, she related her jailbird blues to a concert audience in Houston.

A Washington man suspected of stealing a woman's collection of rare coins worth some $100,000 is accused of spending those coins on pizza and movie tickets for himself and his girlfriend.

Remember the rogue Amish group that forcibly cut the beards and hair off of rival Amish groups? Today, leader Samuel Mullet Sr. and fifteen of his followers were convicted on charges of federal conspiracy and hate crimes.

Wayne Watson (pictured above, imitating a bag of popcorn) was awarded $7 million today in a lawsuit he filed after being diagnosed with "microwave popcorn lung," which is a real thing. Watson was diagnosed with the respiratory disease in 2007, after eating two bags of artificially flavored popcorn a day for years.

Today jurors at the trial of chef David Viens heard a recorded confession explaining why officers could never find his wife's body: he slow-cooked her remains.

Shaun White is doing his part to perpetuate the stereotype of the drunk and disorderly snowboarder-skater: the Olympic gold medalist has been charged with public intoxication and vandalism.

Chief Keef's entrée into hip-hop earlier this year was a quick and unusual one. At 16, Keef had made a small name for himself on Chicago's south side with a handful of enthusiastic but poorly produced rap videos, the most promising of which was "I Don't Like." As its name portends, "I Don't Like" is a musical rundown of the things that chap Keef's hide, including bitch niggas, snitch niggas, and fake shoes. The video he recorded to accompany the song depicts him and his friends smoking a lot of weed, passing around a handgun, and dancing around his grandmother's house shirtless.

Another day, another real-life Walter White: A chemistry teacher from East Texas was busted by the police for selling home-cooked meth in the parking lot of his junior high school.

Those of us who ignore Facebook's "People You May Know" feature should start thinking about paying more attention.

Campuses at the University of Texas at Austin, North Dakota State in Fargo, and Hiram College were all evacuated today after separate bomb threats were issued at each school. The campuses of UT and NDS were cleared this afternoon, and students were allowed to return; police are still searching the campus at Hiram.

A Washington man was arrested this week after he allegedly pulled a handgun on a pregnant woman because he didn't approve of her smoking.