A drunk teen was charged with assault Sunday after grabbing and then twisting a police officer's balls.

A woman running for city council in the northwestern Brazilian town of Itacoatiara was arrested on Sunday — election day — for allegedly distributing packets of cocaine to residents who promised to vote for her.

An elderly couple told police in the English town of Bedford they unknowingly purchased a cannabis plant at a car boot sale, believing it to be a generic green shrub.

NY prosecutors want to classify street gang crime as "terrorism," even though the gang is not Middle Eastern. Odd.

An "old school, old time gangster" with dozens of priors over the course of 30 years was arrested last week in Santa Ana, California, and charged with false imprisonment and child annoyance after he allegedly attempted to abduct a ten-year-old boy.

Last March, Sarah Walker and her husband were arrested for soliciting a golden shepherd for sex via a Craigslist ad titled "Wife looking for K9." In June, both her and the husband escaped with probation after pleading guilty to charges of "conspiracy to commit bestiality."

Police officers shot and killed a naked 18-year-old freshman outside of the University of South Alabama police station early Saturday morning. According to the police report, an officer heard a loud noise outside the station. When he went to investigate, he was, according to the school, "confronted by a muscular, nude man who was acting erratically."

A massive brawl broke out between two separate wedding parties in a Philadelphia hotel last night. One wedding guest, the uncle of a bride, died afterwards of a heart attack, and three other guests were arrested. As you can tell from the video above, it was quite the drunken shit show.

Texas 17-year-old Jake Evans still doesn't have an explanation for why he shot and killed his mother and 15-year-old sister.

When they're not busy cold rapin' ladies, members of the New York City Police Department often like to run over black people with their cars, as two of them allegedly did to Tamon Robinson earlier this year in Queens, killing him. Robinson ran after the cops tried to stop him for removing paving stones from the street, so they drove up onto the sidewalk and ran him over, with their car. Anyway he died but there was a pretty big dent in the cop car so last month they sent a repair bill to his grieving family. Freedom isn't free, people.

A 30-year-old man with a lengthy rap sheet received an additional six months on top of 15 years for robbery after he punched his public defender in the face during sentencing.

Chicago police discovered roughly $10 million worth of pot growing in a field on Chicago's South Side. The plants, some of which were ten feet tall, took up a plot of land the size of two football fields. Even with so much weed, authorities only found the field during a routine helicopter patrol, and even that was mostly due to luck, according to Cook County Sherriff's officer Ed Graney.

This woman will know, once she gets arrested.

Here is Kara Alongi, the 16-year-old whose fake tweet about being kidnapped set off an internet firestorm, caught by a surveillance camera at the Rahway station in New Jersey on Sunday night. The picture was taken at 6:34 P.M., just about fifteen minutes after she had tweeted: "There is somone in my house call 911." Police have learned that she bought a ticket to Penn Station, New York that night, confirming their suspicion that she was a runaway, not a kidnap victim. They're still looking for her. As of this writing, Kara Alongi has 109,000 followers on Twitter.

Adrian is a prisoner in an isolation cell in a New York State prison, due to be released in September of 2015. He spends 23 hours per day locked in his cell. The picture above, clipped from a newspaper and festooned with motivational reminders, hangs on his cell wall "to remind him of his dream to work in an office one day."

Every pig has its day — and in this case, that means reversing the food chain.

Amanda Bynes' number one rival Lindsay Lohan is in the news again, although this time it appears the incident wasn't her fault. According to TMZ and the New York Post, Lohan was partying in a Manhattan hotel room with several friends and a few others when a man, who TMZ identifies as Christian LaBella, took a cell phone picture of her. Lindsay, being Lindsay, took umbrage and confronted LaBella, who then allegedly assaulted her. Says TMZ:

A 16-year-old pizza delivery boy was arrested today for raping a woman in her apartment after delivering pizza to her neighbor.

Should it be legal to pay your friend to do your jail sentence for you? Sure, worked for this guy.

A fifth-grade teacher from New Fairfield, Connecticut was stricken with grief after he shot and killed a home invader who turned out to be his adopted teenage son.