Today we learned that Lifetime's crown jewel, America's Next Top Model, is bringing us a très chic scent. But what could "Dream Come True" possibly smell like? One commenter knows the make-up of the powerful fragrance.

Happy Pre-Halloween-Weekend Eve! Why not spend it with us, watching a pumpkin-colored Michael Kors and his fellow judges crown this season's Project Runway champion? The season finale is nigh, and we're live-blogging it in the comments. Join us!

Today we learned something that most of us probably already knew: Starbucks bathrooms are vile garbage cans full of semen and shit. But it's not all fun and games for the ambitious Starbucks defiler; some have lofty goals and dreams like the serial masturbator named Mister PeePee who's taken to Twitter to share his aspirations with the world. But one commenter was not fooled.

Early this morning, we conducted a brief interview with James Franco's ass. Hard-hitting stuff. But what do his other parts have to say? One commenter got the press release.

Today we learned that the Halloween candy you give out says as much about you as your choice of costume. Kids can be judgmental and unforgiving little ghouls and it's best not to disappoint them by giving them something healthy and stupid like carob. One commenter, however, shares a charming little New England tradition for all the witches and wizards that come a-knocking.

Today we heard a funny/sorta creepy story about a woman who got a sexy note from a TSA agent who found her vibrator. Yay!/Yikes! Any other fun, less potentially unsettling, TSA stories? Why yes.

Today we heard the exciting news that Barack Obama is writing personal checks to people! Terrific, we're all rich! And just what might we expect the president to say to us in his money-giving letter? One commenter knows.

After going crazy and banning multiple people for multiple offenses last week, I've decided to give the mighty banhammer a rest this week and teach you all about one of the newest commenting features here at Gawker.

We've reached the second-to-last episode—time for the last four designers to journey home and make their final runway collections. Join us in the comments while we live-blog the action—and while you're at it, you can help us play the Tim Gunn Home Visit Drinking Game!

Today we bemoaned the fact that food makers want the produce section to become nothing more than elaborate display cases for processed junk. That is bad because fresh fruits and vegetables are good. Or are they? One commenter says no.

Today we expressed some concern that Mitt Romney might explode. He just seems a little wound-up. So what can his handlers do to fix this problem? One commenter had some suggestions.

Today we heard the news that some of Barack Obama's speech-making equipment was stolen. Uh oh. Who originally reported the crime? Well, one commenter got a transcript of the 911 call.

Today we found out that the Occupy Wall Street movement has so far raised hundreds of thousands of dollars. That's a lotta scratch! What should they do with all that? One commenter knows.

Today we said that your dog obsession is embarrassing. Which, OK, yes sometimes it can be. But dogs are also great! One commenter nicely reminded us of this fact.

You might have heard that old joke, "How does every racist joke start?" and then the person looks over his shoulder. It's true! No one wants people to think they're a racist, especially racists. Well, we're finally sick of them.

We're down to the final five designers. Which will be bound for the big finale? Join us as we live-blog the episode together and find out!

Today we discovered that religious people have senses of humor, despite every single bit of evidence to the contrary. Good for them! This revelation led to all of you making lots of religion jokes and here's our favorite.

Today we talked about internet oversharing. It is annoying! And yet it is everywhere these days. This sparked a conversation about everything from blogs to Facebook (that whole wide gap!). Can't we just scrap it all? Apparently not, says a commenter.

Today we heard that the New York Times' ethics guy Phil Corbett had to send out a memo reminding employees that they have strict rules about paid speaking engagements. These fools just can't remember the rules! So one commenter wrote a memo that ought to help.

Today we discovered that, holy crap, little girls like decorating their lockers at school. And, turns out, so did some of you! Or your daughters do. Let's look at some anecdotes.