Today we heard the exciting news that Barack Obama is writing personal checks to people! Terrific, we're all rich! And just what might we expect the president to say to us in his money-giving letter? One commenter knows.

From ProseandKhans:

Hello Sir/Madame,

I am an exiled Kenyan Prints, M. Obama.

I have herd about your Histories and I think I can Help you in a way to Help me as well too.

Please, I can give you 100,00 USD dollars if you write me with Banking accounts and numbers, and when I get to my country back, you can pay me and I will pay you again in Kenya when I can come to Power.

Thank you very much for taking my this offer, I hope you will enjoy the currency I give you and for your support.

M. Obama.

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