Today we did some more handwringing about how fat our kids are going to get from all that fast food. How to get them to stop eating that crap? One commenter has an interesting strategy.

We all know the old adage "do as I say, not as a I do." Well, it seems there are some people who both say and do opposite things at the same time. Yes, it's time to stop saying that you're going to disagree with someone unless you're actually going to disagree with that person.

Looking for a bad-ass time? You've come to the right place! Our commenter live blog of Project Runway is about to get started, and this party is more bad-ass than a plaid ass!

Today we boldly declared that Steve Jobs was not god. We were pretty resolute about that. Unwisely, suggested a commenter.

Today we learned that the Olsen Twins designed a $39,000 backpack that sold out remarkably quickly. Which, hm, OK. That's kinda funny and weird right? How best to deal with this? One commenter calmly reacted.

Today we heard a little anecdote, as a means of showing how women's friendships work, about a group of Tennessee ladies who get up at 5:15am every day to go hike. 5:15? To exercise?? Oh hellll no, said one commenter.

Today we heard the news that concealed firearms are the hot new accessory on college campuses. Sounds like a terrible idea, right? So how to stop this new law? One commenter had a suggestion.

Today we took a look at what your favorite casual dining restaurant says about you. One of the places on the list was the Olive Garden, home of unlimited soup and breadsticks. Great deal, right? Not necessarily, warns a commenter.

This week I was going to give everyone the ax who has a star but has yet to upload an avatar but, well, we haven't been showing avatars for days now. The tech team is working on it, I assure you, and while we wait I figured we'd focus on a few people who've engaged in one of my least favorite pet peeves.

Ah, posting comments and watching Project Runway, they just naturally go together, like pigtails on a rock singer! So why not let down your braids and jam with us while we live blog Project Runway tonight?

Today we gave you some really important advice on how to tell if your son is gay. But what if mom thinks you're gay and you're not? One commenter told just such a story.

Today we heard that even the tutors can't believe how much they're paid to teach the young ladies and lordlings of America. I mean, it's ridiculous! What's the point? Well, actually, there is quite a point, argued one commenter.

Today we heard the sorta distressing news that we'll probably be going to war with Pakistan. Y'know, maybe. Why? What's happening? One reader explained.

Today we learned that some sort of virtual monkey project will soon complete the works of Shakespeare, as has long been theorized. Amazing, right? Hm, not so amazing, explains one commenter.

Earlier today we told you about Wet Goddess, the strange and crazy memoir about a man having a sexual relationship with a dolphin that is suddenly getting tons of internet attention. We didn't intend for you guys to go and order it, but we're glad one of you tried.

The only thing we love more than a good joke are the peals of laughter that follow it. Who doesn't want people to laugh at their jokes? This is difficult to convey over the internet, though.

According to the calendar, this is the last summer's eve of 2011—the perfect occasion to get that clean, fresh feeling that live-blogging Project Runway can bring! So join us in the comments while we discuss tonight's episode—and keep the good times on your mind!

Today we looked at Facebook's new Timeline feature and shook our heads. What's the use? Why put that feature in? Well, one commenter explained it.

Today we said a big, spluttery "Happy birthday!" to beloved newstainment outfit Fox News. They're 15! Basically all grown up. This occasion requires something, a song perhaps. Luckily one commenter wrote one for us.

Early this morning we noted that famous lost 13th disciple Michele Bachmann is always having her words twisted around by the media. It's a truly terrible, unfair thing, agreed one commenter.