Today we expressed some concern that Mitt Romney might explode. He just seems a little wound-up. So what can his handlers do to fix this problem? One commenter had some suggestions.

From atlasfugged:

The engineers at Romney HQ may need to reboot Willard. They may also want to consider reducing the number of _ANGER system calls to the Emote™ subsystem in future releases of RomneyOS. I'd also advise the engineers to dial back slightly the clock-rate and voltage when overclocking Willard's processors in preparation for these debates. Other suggestions include reducing the tightness of Willard's Magical Mormon Underpants™ by several newtons. This should significantly reduce the likelihood of a future meltdown or the kind of horrific explosion Jim Newell warns of.

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