If you're anything like us, you've spent the last few weeks conceptualizing and constructing your Halloween costume. Why let all that hard work go to waste when you could post some pictures here and win a prize?

It's time for our last live blog of the season, which means that tonight a winner will be decided and the losers will be sent home to cry into their sewing machines. Join us and root for your favorite!

Today we bid those trendy food trucks adieu. Naturally this saddened many people, and there was much eulogizing. But only one mourner really got to the tragic heart of the matter.

Today we asked an important question: is your Halloween costume racist? You know, like sexy Indian or sexy geisha or whatever. Everyone agreed that those things were bad, but one brave commenter stepped forward and took a stand for witches.

Today we looked at Halloween sweets that will kill you, or at least make you ugly. Despairing news for all, to be sure. So despairing that it reminded one commenter of a terrible All Hallow's Eve from years ago.

Today we looked at a beautiful politician who figured short people can't be in the military, so why do gays be allowed in? Many of you responded. In particular, one with a quippy one-liner, another with a moving personal story.

Today we looked at the unfortunate case of Meg Whitman's son, and it naturally got people talking. One commenter turned the ire inward, issuing a long invective against you, his fellow commentariat. Observe the splendor of his/her rage.

The Great Guido Migration of 2010 is over. This is the final episode Jersey Shore season two with our eight favorite miscreants misbehaving in Miami. That means it's also your final chance to make fun of them with us.

We've reached the season's penultimate episode: Just two nights left to live-blog and to get out your aggression against evil contestant Gretchen. You won't want to waste the precious time left to do both, so join us in the comments!

So today we talked about the firing of Juan Williams. Is he a bigot for worrying that everyone in "Muslim garb" could be a terrorist? Or is he just being realistic? That's what one commenter argued today.

Today we looked at the terrible crime of Sarah Palin's American flag signing. Or is it such a terrible crime? Has the goddess really done anything wrong? One Palin fan thinks not.

Today we looked at a very serious mystery: What's that powder all over Uma Thurman's face? Extremely important stuff! Thankfully, one commenter was able to shed some personal light on the matter.

This is the Obamarator, a vibrator modeled after the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Obama. It can be yours! All you have to do is write a dirty story starring the Commander in Chief.

Today we exhibited a little faux-outrage over the success of the latest Jackass movie that some of you mistook for real outrage. So you rushed to the film's defense. One of you in particular got totally intellectual about the issue.

Today we looked at a very salient political media rant that oddly enough happened on morning television. His attention caught by all the noise, God descended into the comments to weigh in.

Can you believe that we've had three months of Jersey Shore? What other insulting things do we have to say about our favorite guidos. Join our live blog and help us find out. Heck, hurl some insults of your own.

Hey Project Runway fans—come join our live blog of tonight's episode! There are bitches on the show and you can bitch about it. But don't be too bitchy. Who are we kidding, be as bitchy as you want.

Today we looked at Wal-Mart's continuing march toward New York. Many commenters were up in arms, talking about socioeconomics and environmental blah blah and all that other NPR stupid stuff. But one of you saw the true good of Wal-Mart.

Today we took a bleak look at the modern rules of dating. There are so many dealbreakers! Thankfully one charming commenter showed up and restored our faith in romance.

Today we looked at some encouraging polling numbers about Sarah Palin. She would not beat Obama in an election right now! But, of course, we should still fret and worry about 2012, right? Wrong, says one optimistic commenter.